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Schmingle 

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.
Schmingle by anonymous October 1, 2025

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...
I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.
to schmingle by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Dingle Schmingle 

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying
Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?
Dingle Schmingle by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle 

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

schmenged 

ive been schmenged
schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?
Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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