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Schlecht 

One who shaves his legs, prances around like a fairy, and endulges in anal sex with family members.
"That Schlecht loves the cock."
Schlecht by Tiner March 28, 2003

Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! 

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.

Can of schlecht 

Im away for a can of schlecht

Jaxon Daniel Schlecht

Lightsaber enthusiast. Trying to buy the Cody Lee Bereth mug. Red Gx Gatorade bottle. Little drummer boy.
Jaxon Daniel Schlecht has a little dumpy.

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.
I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.
Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009

Shlechtables 

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol
Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables
Shlechtables by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017