Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009

schlactered 

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

schlactered by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

Schlaushtered 

Utterly and completely destroyed. Unable to ever regain a grasp on reality due to being beaten so badly. Destroyed on a level that cannot be quantified in a trillion years.

Being defined by, I schlaushtered you so bad today.

Schlaushtered by Digital Davy February 6, 2024

mya schlachter 

the girl who is obsessed with daniel johns.
daniel actually left a groupchat she was in and sent her a private message saying the groupchat was a bit strange.

mya: daniel johns is so hot

linda: we know mya! you’ve said that already

mya schlachter- a teenage age obsessed with the grunge rockstar

mya schlachter by gwen oxox April 27, 2022