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Schaefer
Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.
Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos
Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos
Schaefer by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006
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schaefer
The biggest tool in the shed and or chest. The Schaefer is most likely to be such a tool he would most likely own a a huge tool franchise or company like craftsman, snap on etc
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see
Schaefer
Schaefer by ZaBWGchinney January 25, 2024
The Dirty Schaefer
The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.
Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
The Dirty Schaefer by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011
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alex schaefer by Chapo EL October 9, 2016
Mr. Schaefer
A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!
Mr. Schaefer by The Dreamcatcher! December 17, 2012
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