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sapersteins 

My, Sarah Silverman has some fine sapersteins !
sapersteins by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

Closet Scaper 

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.
John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!
Closet Scaper by Screechingmu October 18, 2008
Someone who play on the internet game RuneScape regularly.
Barry is such a scaper, he told me how he mined ores last night.
Scaper by Dickie Martin December 12, 2006

Scalpers 

Scalpers are illegal online individuals who can be the bane of your existence at a time of popularity surging items.

In an act of anti-consumerism, scalpers go through illegal and policy bending routes to buy products in insane amounts of bulk with digital softwares such as bots before the product is even months away from release. Then, in a fruitful attempt to gain money through unofficial means, they sell company items for twice the price and have their listings on seller-acceptable websites.

Those with a large amount of inventory through illegal measures have their items on online listing, and when consumers cannot turn to official methods of getting their product, they lie in wait, hoping that a desperate buyer would have no choice but to submit to their prices, which are normally about 2-3 times higher than company price.

While scalpers are mostly to blame for the shortage of products in the online era, retailers are also to blame. Some retail workers are scalpers or spies themselves for one. Two, online retailers do absolutely nothing in their power to defend against bots. Some, like Best Buy, have taken some security measures to allow 5 minute windows when something is in stock, as well as 1 per buyer, but it's still not enough to counter scalpers. Websites like the famous Amazon and eBay allow for scalpers to show off their ridiculous listings.
Man: "I tried getting the Playstation 5, but they were all out in seconds! How is it possible??"
Man 2: "Scalpers. Scalpers and their bots."
Scalpers by GendleFendle6635 July 17, 2021

Bed scrapers 

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.
Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers
Bed scrapers by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.
Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers
sheet scrapers by Polk County March 10, 2016