Scaldis

skawld-y - worn, dilapidated, used heavily, or of poor quality.

I know the diner is closed, but perhaps if you show the gentleman your scaldis boobs he will open the shop and sell you that cookie you want.

Scaldis by henrytheviii June 30, 2009

scandisexual 

To be sexually attracted to people of Scandinavian origin.

When Anne asked Louis out, he really wanted to be able to reciprocate the feelings, however, Anne was of French Canadian descent and the sparks did not ignite. All Louis wanted was a beautiful blonde Scandinavian since he was a scandisexual.

scandisexual by mynameisnotsophia February 8, 2015

Scallison 

"Scallison" is the ship name between soulmates Scott McCall and Allison Argent in the MTV show, Teen Wolf-They are absolutely perfect together and will always love each other - even when Kira and Isaac enter the scene.

"I don't like Scallison, it's obvious Isaac and Allison love eachother"
Entire Fandom: Bro are you frigging kidding me right now.

Scallison by Clary Herondale August 12, 2016

Scalised 

To wake up the next morning after drinking to find your self naked, your ass hurting, and in a strangers bed. Then be told by the stranger that she has Herpes, genital warts, Crabs, a bad case of the clap, and she has a penis.

Dude, I woke up after last night to find out I've been scalised by my Co-worker!

Scalised by Joe DIck Johnson August 28, 2008

ass scalding diarehea 

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

ass scalding diarehea by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

scalise disease

It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.

"maynnn, that bitch is on crack!...thats gotta be the scalise disease!"

scalise disease by crackycrackwhore December 13, 2007

SCALLISON 

Scallison is the fan-fictional blend that refers to a relationship between the characters Scott and Allison off the MTV show called Teen Wolf

Scott + Allison = Scallison

Girl 1: hey do you know what Scott and Allison's ship name is?

Girl 2: it's Scallison everyone knows that

SCALLISON by stydia shipper July 3, 2016