3 definitions by Haywood Chablome

Stemwacker

One who gets unusually fervent about a hobby or vocation; to the point that it dominates conversation, free time and daily life.

Who's that driving around in that pickup truck is that with all the red lights and chrome sirens? It has a sticker of Calvin peein' on a fire in the back window and a "My other car is a fire truck" license plate frame.

Oh, that's Freds. His is a stemwacker volunteer fireman.

by Haywood Chablome April 11, 2005

ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 9, 2005

woo-woo boy

A firefighter who has several hundred dollars in emergency warning equipment on his/her personal vehicle. Usually accompaned by several radio antennas. The typical woo woo may be wearing a fire department shirt in a public place and also sport a walkie talkie, fire department pager (or two) a cell phone (or two) on their belt.

also see: Stemwacker

Look at that dude in church! How many pagers does he have on?

Oh, he's just a woo-woo boy fireman.

by Haywood Chablome April 11, 2005