John McCain's pick for vice president if he wins the 2008 election. After revolving many of his arguments against Barack Obama around the fact that he has little experience (which was pretty much his whole campaign), John McCain picks a woman with 20 MONTHS worth of experience to be his running mate.
Person A: Choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate was a cheap attempt at gaining more votes and trying to win over Clinton's supporters.
Person B: Word.
Person A: She's hot though.
Person B: Word.
by runnforrestrunn August 30, 2008
The former Governor of Alaska and could-be Vice President candidate. Despite the fact that her C.V. could barely reach half a cocktail napkin; the US citizens applaud her knowledge of foreign policy (consisting of being able to see Russia from Alaska, and when questioned and little to no idea of the Bush Doctrine and has no ability to think for herself and just lets the Republican lobbyists do the thinking for her), and that she's well travelled (despite barely leaving the USA and claiming she went to Iraq but didn't), and crucially making a u-turn on her stance regarding the 'bridge to nowhere' (while pocketing a lot of the cash for herself and leaving the town she was mayor of $20 million in debt), not to mention her firm anti-abortion stance (including the scenario where unwanting mothers are charged in the event of rape) and support of abstinence (even though her seventeen year old daughter has been knocked up hence showing that she has no real intention of practising what she preaches), and she cares about her family (although she's made it painfully obvious that she has no issues with abandoning her five month old infant with Downs Syndrome to go and place Vice President) but at least she doesn't abuse her power (despite being currently under investigation for firing a state trooper as a result of a family dispute) and believes in the freedom of information (although she did insist on having 'certain books' removed from her local library).

In essence, Sarah Palin is another bible bashing, gun toting, abstinence supporting, environmentalist denouncing, Big Oil supporting, homophobic Republican... great.
Really Sarah Palin is in the Republican Vice Presidentual nominee in an effort to break the stereotype of Repulicans all being fat, old, rich, white guys afraid of change... like John McCain (who's four year plan for his first term could be summed up as 'Don't die'). Also, she could be a useful insurance policy should McCain suffer a sudden heart attack and die after winning the presidency by such a narrow margin.
by Chris Alderson September 23, 2008
A vice-presidential candidate picked by Republican candidate John McCain solely based on her outward appearance, her extreme fundamentalist Christian madness, and her daughter's huge pregnant tits.
She's hot, but there's no way I'd fuck a psychopathic, moose-eating, God-pimping freak like Sarah Palin.
by Reasoner September 06, 2008
The only running mate that John McCain could have chosen that is LESS experienced that Barack Obama, making McCain's argument that Obama is under-qualified completely hypocritical. This choice has upset many hardcore Republicans, and rightfully so, because she not only lacks the experience to be President, but has said herself that she doesn't even know what the VP does. Not to mention that John McCain could drop dead any minute, leaving her the most powerful person in the world. Who knew McCain was this stupid?
Sarah Palin was the perfect choice for McCain's running mate. Now, the loss of the Republicans is ensured, and the Democrats can win the election and do the country some good.
by TheChodyWang September 01, 2008
Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican party. Charges rape victims for their exams, wants to teach creationism in schools despite the constitution's separation of church and state, supported the bridge to no where before she opposed it, fires people who disagree with her, will kill all our moose's.
Sarah Palin sucks.
by katie was here October 26, 2008
Pitbull in lipstick and a tight skirt! Sexy Showtime librarian lookalike and already a certified Republican truthteller...otherwise known as a BIG Liar.Yea Sarah how bout that bridge to nowhere...said "No Thanks"????Congress killed it but you still took the money...didn't ya sweetie?
Governor of the state of Alaska which has the highest taxes, most welfare recipients and the highest percentage of rape and incest. Go Moose!!!!
Sarah Palin is to the vice presidency what STD's and unwanted pregnancies are ...PREVENTABLE!

by Brainegal September 10, 2008
The embodiment of American Ignorance.
McCains VP. Governed Alaska. tried to ban certain books from her library, hates polar bears, loves oil drilling. An anti-abortion advocate, thinks God called us to fight in Iraq. Hockey mom. not allowed to use HEARTs song "Barracuda"
Alex: "woah - Sarah Palin is hot."
Mark: "Yeah but she doesn't believe in abortion."
Alex " :( but i love cumming inside someone who uses birth control."
Mark "Then stay away from her daughter too."
by mazer86 September 09, 2008
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