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A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.
Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.
by TheLivingGoober July 21, 2008
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To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club
"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax
by SSBMMasta August 21, 2010
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