look up any word, like yeet:
The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.
Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.
Did Santa cum down your chimney too?
by Splice87 January 04, 2004
A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?

Also notice
Not much of a difference, right?
Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.
by Liz December 25, 2003
some fat old dude who likes to feed off poor innocent little kids' cookies and milk.
he enslaved the elves, which is y they don't live with us here today.
he is evil for making kids believe he is magical when he's really poor and only has the energy to steal food at christmas in the morning.
little kid wakes up to hear thumps downstairs...
leads to the living room where the cookies are....
sees old, fat dude in red rags and gulping down a glass of milk with oreo and cookie crumbs on scraggly old beard....
uh oh...
by annie :DD December 26, 2006
A man, more often than not a Silver Fox who sports grey or white pubic hair...

White or grey Pubes.
To christen a man or Silver Fox who has white or grey pubic hair, Santa, St Nick, Father Christmas etc....
by MissBushcraft November 07, 2011
Santa is an old man, and wears red and white. He has a thick, white beard because he forgot to shave it. He breaks into your house, delivering presents for good boys and girls. Whilst he breaks into your house, he steals the mince pies and your dad's beer, making him obese, before creeping up to the children's room to creep on them sleeping, and fills their stockings. He must be a stalker, due to the fact, he knows wear you live, your name, and whether you have been good or not. Santa has three hoes, unlike Tiger woods.
"Santa, please may I have a pony?" "Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Christmas ____! You have been a good little girl haven't you? Let me help myself to some of your beer, thanks."
by failingsuccess December 20, 2010
a fake guy your parents made up to make you look forward to all year. ( just to see you smile )
me( 5 yrs old ): hi santa.

parent: im not santa

me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )

parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by HUMPFACE April 24, 2008
A person that you see at the mall. If you want the Definition of real Santa see parents
Santa is me parents....I think.
by Mr.Guy December 26, 2004