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A hobo's excuse to dress exotically and whip out his sack for small children.
Santa: "Boy do I have a surprise for you in my sack."
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an international druglord
He a sleigh, a big red coat, Roudolph with his nose so bright, lives in an area rather far away from society, little "elves" and so called "snow" to surround him
by Katrina December 23, 2003
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A fat guy who wears fur coats, shiney black boots, and owns hundreds of thousands of slaves.
Santa is always drunk.
Santa is such a pimp.
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Your parents.
"Santa got you some pretty fancy stuff this Christmas"
by alphabetsoupster January 19, 2009
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Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.
Santa
Satan
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'You WILL be good this year won't you?'
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Another definition for the main guy in a pornographic movie.

Elves would be the girls or women.
After seeing both the redheaded hitcher and the blond cheerleader participating in a threesome on a horse, it was clear Ralph was this movie's santa. He was certainly jolly enough for it.
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