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A male with either a small (micro) or no penis.
Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."
by the_penzance May 08, 2014
A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
by CallMeAlice November 03, 2012
a socially awkward man
Look over there Vic, its a S.A.M.
by blanketj January 19, 2012
Another word for a nugget obsession
"I love chicken nuggets"
"you are totally a Sam"
by Memeneme November 23, 2011
The guy that everyone wants to hit in the face
That guy is such a Sam.
by AxxM May 05, 2011
short ass motherfucker
"ya i went to the club last night and it was full of S.A.M.'s"
by lenamay March 31, 2010
Another name for a booty call. Stands for Sex, Alcohol and Money(or marijuana) because thats the only time you see them is when you need one of those. Works especially well not to distinguish between a male or female individual around the opposite sex.
"What did you do last night?"

"Went to see SAM!"

"How was she?"

"We got drunk and screwed. Then I rolled out!"
by Big Josh Stud February 25, 2010