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Acronym for Stoned As a Motherfucker
I am SAM.

I love to eat while I am totally SAM.
by boomboombabyy October 23, 2011
If only he could see the girl of his dreams is near him right now. She loves him with all her heart. If only that sam loved her back.
Sam. The guy every guy wants to be, and the guy every girl wants.
by ilovesamx October 04, 2011
Is beautiful from her beautiful eyes to her super duper cute laugh. I could not have asked for anything better. I love her so much
Sam could be sumed up smart cute gorgeous intelligent
by caf523 August 10, 2011
The guy that everyone wants to hit in the face
That guy is such a Sam.
by AxxM May 05, 2011
S.A.M. stands for Sun At Midnight aka a full Moon. Much like B.O.B. (big orange ball) stands for the sun.
. Hey lets hit the bars uptown tonight, we can just walk there.

.. Hell no, its dark as all hell and we would probably die on the way back.

. S.A.M. is out tonight so we got plenty of light.
by T.J. Dubz February 02, 2010
A bit of a loser, who likes to think he's cool. The type that thinks Star Wars Gaming is the new rave. Always has THE hottest girlfriend that all of the guys want. Demanding in bed ;). But all in all an alright kind of guy. The loveable type that you'd be lucky to have. :)
I want a Sam like that. ;)
by Lucky1991 November 04, 2008
Smart Ass Masochist

A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
by Gamerjim June 26, 2014