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Salvation Mill 

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
Salvation Mill by LuridHope October 5, 2013
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Salvation Fap 

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
Salvation Fap by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022
The original Mohican wind. The last breath you take before the moving shadow says hello old friend. Least you expected, and to your surprise.

Latin for "salvation from one's self"

Black outfit to match the balaclava.
I had to use the door in the backyard and there was Salvati, waiting. Now I'm buried in this hole talking shit about what it's like to be dead.
Salvati by Roberto.Frosty November 12, 2020
something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil
he book was my salvation from boredom.
When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.
Yo bro, lets go saltining.
saltining by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Salvadingo 

A salvadoran man that has a penis the same size if not bigger than a black man
That Paulino slays women left and right with his big dick! He is one bad ass salvadingo
Salvadingo by Murph free December 29, 2013
Italian politician who says only bullshit. Loves to call everyone who does not agree with him "communist"
Racist and homophopic as fuck.
Y:Why are these black people hiding?
X:oh look it's salvini
Y:that's why duh.
Salvini by Socialistvgirl April 8, 2019