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Salt Pussy 

(Adj.) -a person who is obsessively concerned about getting salt on their car and as a result will be very reluctant to drive their car in the winter and/or will vigorously wash the underside of the car after driven on salted roads.
I wanted to test drive the car that I was going to buy but the salt pussy kept whining about getting salt on his car even though he was about to sell it!
Salt Pussy by IROCZ75 February 6, 2009

Salt Shaker Pussy 

This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.

A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."

"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."

salt water pussy 

A pussy that taste like salt water.(meaning)SALTY AS FUCK
THOSE GIRLS HAVE SALT WATER PUSSY!!
What girls?
THAT BITCH SIERRA AND ALYSSA!!

Pussy On Salt (POS) 

When you get corona and your test comes back POS (positive), but you prefer to say your pussy is on salt in order to deny you actually have rona.
-Yo did u hear Her covid test came back positive
-Nah bro it just means her Pussy On Salt (POS)
-dang she’s out here lookin like a raisin
Pussy On Salt (POS) by JanetsCooter December 22, 2020
Word of the Day on December 23, 2020

Sally sour puss

Sally sour puss is the feminine version to chass sorry ass. It is used to describe a (feminine) person who is always looking for sympathy or pity
A: nobody likes me I'm so ugly
B God you're such a Sally sour puss
Sally sour puss by Pinkydash August 2, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026