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(Adj.) -a person who is obsessively concerned about getting salt on their car and as a result will be very reluctant to drive their car in the winter and/or will vigorously wash the underside of the car after driven on salted roads.
I wanted to test drive the car that I was going to buy but the salt pussy kept whining about getting salt on his car even though he was about to sell it!
by IROCZ75 February 06, 2009
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