Damon Salvatore 

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.

I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.

Damon Salvatore by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

salvatoresexual 

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you

Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual

salvatoresexual by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021

Salvation Mill 

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

Salvation Mill by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap 

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

Salvation Fap by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

stefan salvatore 

stefan salvatore is the most precious human to exist. he is the best character on tvd and deserved way better than what he got. my baby did everything for everyone AND GOT NOTHING IN RETURN. I DO NOT STAND FOR THIS. he is baby

STEFAN SALVATORE TRIED TO SAVE EVERYONE BECAUSE HE CARED SO MUCH AND Y’ALL TREATED HIM LIKE DIRT UNDER UR SHOE SMH

stefan salvatore by stream gone days July 20, 2019

Damon Salvatore 

The god of vampire diaries and the most interesting and intriguing star on the show

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Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2 : my man , Damon Salvatore

Girl 1: you wish!

Damon Salvatore by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019

Salvati 

The original Mohican wind. The last breath you take before the moving shadow says hello old friend. Least you expected, and to your surprise.

Latin for "salvation from one's self"

Black outfit to match the balaclava.

I had to use the door in the backyard and there was Salvati, waiting. Now I'm buried in this hole talking shit about what it's like to be dead.

Salvati by Roberto.Frosty November 12, 2020