SZPAG

SZPAG is "heaven on earth," a very prestigious school that would do anything to please ADEK and maintain its extremely high reputation, providing little to no events for its students and blaming it on ADEK rules and regulations (no trips, no celebrations, and no plans to hold a graduation ceremony!!!). It's a school with a bunch of self centred rich girls all gathered in one place, with corridors that smell like channel N°5 “That's just, like, the rules of feminism”, girls piercing their ears in class, 10th grade students vaping in the restrooms, and skipping class in the nurse or prayer room. Ms. 'zebra' constantly chasing girls around the rotunda area, while Ms. liz catches moths with her bare hands before combing her hair with her fingers YUCK..., Ms. Amira spreading rumors and calling parents everytime she misunderstands a student, and let's not forget to mention us having THE WORLDS BEST nurse and security (sindu and ranjita <3) YOU GUYS ARE A BLESSINGGG. No words could ever describe how much I love this school and fyi its honesty not as bad as it sounds, I know we can all agree to have created a whole bunch of good memories IM GONNA MISS THIS SCHOOOOOL, ITS SO FETCH.

example 1
girl 1: is this a fashion show
girl 2: no, its szpag

example 2
girl 1: yikes, why r u depressed
girl 2: I'm in ms liz's geography class

by fav seniors December 8, 2021

szpag

School that is more like living hell. Ranjita screaming down the hallway and chasing girls. Ms.Danielle giving reports and warning like its

Every corner has a lesbian couple

You cant fucking breath from the stench coming from the crowded halls

Girls skipping class in Sindu's room, faking being sick, etc..

Girl 1: omg what's that smell
Girl 2: it smells like spzag in here

Girl 1: our school is hell, literally
Girl 2: clearly you haven't been to szpag

by xoxo 7sh girl May 3, 2020

SZPAG

it’s a amazing school filled with amazing students but there are some students that are worse than a trash can speaking on past experiences I realized most people are fake and you should trust no one there they are all fucking snakes. but i met amazing ppl like ranjita and sindu and that horrible piece of trash ms zebra no one likes her, she smells like she didn’t brush her teeth and just drank coffee to make the smell go away but it didn’t work because we can smell her nasty breath miles away. some teachers threaten their own students to giving them demerits such as Ms zelda because she just eats and gives demerits. and to ms liz i simply love you and all the moths you catch with you nutella flavored hands.

szpag is cool
szpag is great
szpag is good

by runner/track star June 10, 2022