SPH - Acronym for Small Penis Humiliation. A form of erotic play that causes intense psychosexual arousal for some men.
One person (usually female) mocks the small penis that they have just encountered, and for the pleasure of the aroused will encourage him to orgasm while continuing to poke fun.
Variations can range from fun and playful to aggressive and mean.
One person (usually female) mocks the small penis that they have just encountered, and for the pleasure of the aroused will encourage him to orgasm while continuing to poke fun.
Variations can range from fun and playful to aggressive and mean.
Look at that group of girls laughing and pointing at his tiny dick! SPH is making his little wiener as hard as a rock!
by SmallJay May 2, 2022
I like having my SPH for my small penis.
by Mistrsshere July 17, 2020
by James Waffle August 14, 2019
Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.
by Lefty January 25, 2005
by Filbert Shoebottom October 5, 2019
Is an acronym for the term “strategically placed hole”.
A strategically placed hole is any hole like alteration(s) “strategically” added into any the preferred place(s) of any previously unfuckable & usually inanimate object(s) for the purpose of turning any aforementioned object(s) into a cumdump.
A strategically placed hole is any hole like alteration(s) “strategically” added into any the preferred place(s) of any previously unfuckable & usually inanimate object(s) for the purpose of turning any aforementioned object(s) into a cumdump.
I love to lick my dried cum out of the SPH (strategically placed hole) in the ass of my realistically life sized stuffed horse before emptying my balls in him all over again.
by RecklessRew September 10, 2022
Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour."
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute. In order to create a fair and standardized assessment, the SPH ratings committee implemented clause 1.19, which calls for a protocol of turkey and ham sandwich-making as the means of receiving ones rating. It is common to receive specialized ratings in sandwich-related fields including but not limited to grilled cheese, grilled chicken, ham and swiss and PB&J.
SPH is often used in conjunction with Hotness and Personality to derive an entirely new equation with which to judge women, however this is out of the scope of this entry.
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute. In order to create a fair and standardized assessment, the SPH ratings committee implemented clause 1.19, which calls for a protocol of turkey and ham sandwich-making as the means of receiving ones rating. It is common to receive specialized ratings in sandwich-related fields including but not limited to grilled cheese, grilled chicken, ham and swiss and PB&J.
SPH is often used in conjunction with Hotness and Personality to derive an entirely new equation with which to judge women, however this is out of the scope of this entry.
Guy1 'hey what do u think of Beth'
Guy2 'well she's alright to hang with, i guess'
Guy1 'well I just heard her SPH is 94!'
Guy2 'holy shit i should date her!'
Guy2 'well she's alright to hang with, i guess'
Guy1 'well I just heard her SPH is 94!'
Guy2 'holy shit i should date her!'
by johnny 3 legs October 31, 2011