Lefty's definitions

Duck Butter

A jersey nickname for that one guy on the softball team who's office always reaks of ball sweat.

Our Left Fielder, Dominic, is better known as Duck Butter

by Lefty August 5, 2004

PoE Hive Mind

Named after the special variant of groupthink that exists at Portal of Evil. Those with a dissenting opinion against the target du jour will be set upon like pirahnas upon a drowning pig. Common pejoratives include "FAG" and "Furry."

"You like that site? FAG!"

by Lefty February 4, 2005

mushrooms

a poisonous fungi grown mostly in shit or on damp logs, that makes you get in touch with your holographic spirit, oh and you trip. the trip lasts for 4 to 8 hours. try some dutch shrooms. goddamn.

by lefty September 16, 2003

< *

1. (<)Less than (*)everything
2. Something sucks so bad, its worse than everything.

Gym class < *

by Lefty January 2, 2004

(. Y .)

ascii Boobs

<Guy1> Man, this girl had amazing ones!
<Guy1> (. Y .) *_*

by Lefty June 22, 2006

lubberly

When something is especially lovely
Used mostly on the internet.

I had a lubberly time with Mary last night!

by Lefty December 20, 2004

SPH

Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.

"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"

by Lefty January 24, 2005