when u have quickie wit a bird
guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump
by Kool-Aid September 11, 2004
Top Definition
An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!
#assholes #nuisance #bullshit #traffic control #piss me off! #go faster
by Charles_U_Farley September 02, 2009
1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
Someone needs to repair the speed bump.
#cockblock #glass ceiling #marble ceiling #speedbump #speed-bump
by Light Joker August 17, 2007
speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..
speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.
#speed bump #speed bumps #marbles #sex #orgasm #penis
by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe November 27, 2005
Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.
People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.
by raucous May 07, 2004
A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
#kayak #boating #juan de fuca #granola #speed bump
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
#fling #rebound relationship #fatty #badoonka-doonk #and bootylicious
by Tip-drill February 27, 2008
Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.
She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.
by Dan May 14, 2004
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