look up any word, like cunt:
 
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URGENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

{MONEY TRANSACTION}

My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.
The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.
by Jethro July 06, 2004
 
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That is what spam is. Would be better without it.
by Can of Worms November 03, 2006
 
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Unsolicted emails, most of which offer penis extensions under wordings to avoid filters, such as "exp and y00r man - rod" or "giv e her good lu ving with huu uuge man - st i ck"
According to all my spam emails, each extending my penis up to 4" , I could potentially have a penis approximately 4 miles long.
by Digital_Messiah July 03, 2004
 
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The AIDS equivalent for the internet. No known cures.
Spam is pretty useless.
by Keynon May 03, 2005
 
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spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages
"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"
by Santa November 13, 2002
 
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1. Canned meat. Extremely cheap (considering)
2. Unsolicited mail/e-mail sent out in mass quantities. Usually not even addressed by name to the person who receives it.
3. In gaming, refers to a player who throws grenades indiscriminately, many at a time. Generally an issue in Team Fortress. Although lately has been expanded to include any overused gun/combo/move/tactic/etc.
"Grilled Spam is great."
"I get over thrity spam mails a week in my hotmail account."
"Way to spam the room buddy. You throw enough nades that time?"
by TheFeniX March 21, 2003
 
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To rapidly post the same line in a chat room consecutively
Uber: Quit Spamming Chat Noob
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
by Jediknight4587 May 29, 2005
 
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Spiced Ham
Manufactured around the world by licensee of the HORMEL company. The exact recipe is a closey guarded secret.
Very popular in small Pacific Island countries where real meat is hard to find. In 1990 over 2 million Kilograms of spam were sold in New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa, the soloman islands, Rarotonga, tonga etc...
My god, this spam tastes good...can I have a little more spam with my Taro please
by Gavin Knight January 05, 2004