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Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".
"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."
SMMFD by Toby April 2, 2005
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due when you gonna take out the trash.Later.No.SMMFD
SMMFD by manwomen September 10, 2020
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SMMFD Smmfda smmfdb smmfdn SMFD smmd smmfh SMFDALI SMFDB SMMFGDH
Acronym meaning Suck A Mother Fucking Dick Bitch.
1) Shut up! Go SAM.F.D.B!
2) SAMFDB!
3) SAM.F.D.B!
SAMFDB by GOOOOOCH June 10, 2011
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK BITCH. you can also keep it lower case if you aren't truly angry. But this valuable term is best used as a conversation ender. kinda like. "You started this shit!" then you'd say, "Well I'm ending it BITCH! SMFDB!" over.
John- "You up baby? I swear it wasn't what it looked like,"
Jackie- "No. SMFDB!"
SMFDB by queenbitch246 February 22, 2013
The abbreviation for southern mother fucking democratic republicans.
"Let's show these federalists who they're up against!
SMFDR"
SMFDR by chaotic_beesh August 29, 2020
"You r using haxx"
Yo why don't you just stfu and smfd bitch.
SMFD by Lyndon December 9, 2004
More profane Netspeak variation of smh, meaning "shaking my motherfucking head". An expression of general disdain for an event or statement.
IM conversation:

Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...
smmfh by Blackbutterfly February 7, 2007
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