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stands for 'shake my mutha fuckin god damn head' or maybe ' shakING my mutha fuckin god damn head'. used when people think what is going on is so ignorant there is nothing to do but just shake their head. used when they really think this is the dumbest thing known to mankind!
Girl: ( monday ) what is love really? dont need no man for me!
-wow-
Girl: ( tuesday ) fuck love! im done trying!
- of course -

Girl: ( wednesday ) when i met you things all changed!
-smh-
Girl: ( thurday ) crushing so HARD !
-smfh-
Girl: ( friday ) I lovee you baby ! and everybody says boys are no good! well he juss proved them ALL wrong!
-smmfh-
Girl: ( weekend ) been with him! i love you

-SMMFGDH-
Girl: ( monday ) FUCK HIM ! EVERYBODY I GIVE MY HEART TOO BREAKS IT !
SMMFGDH by the bestestt ! September 30, 2010
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Smmfgdh: Branching off of the simple "smh", which is 'shaking my head' for people who aren't familiar, "smmfgdh" is a more dramatic approach and means 'shaking my motherfucking god damn head.' It's more for those very serious moments...like when you're about to bag it, and she ends up smelling like fish. Or when your girl had to run to her car and get her GPS in an attempt to find your schlong. Or when McDonald's gives you mustard when you CLEARLY asked for ketchup. SMMFGDH.
An example of smmfgdh is up there...bustas.
smmfgdh by Douches. November 1, 2010
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SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

Shaking My Mother Fucking God Damn Head Til It Falls Off And Rolls Down The Street

Mostly used when something is so ridiculous you couldn't stop shaking your head in awe
Mary: Hey did you see Ices Brown dance for you video on Youtube?
Jim: All i can say is SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS
shaking my muddafather smurfing darn head
The gas prices are rising as my pay/wages remain the same and/or decreasing. SMMFSDH
SMMFSDH by 1/2 Key May 19, 2011
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