The toughest neighborhood in Virginia.Populated by absolute badass mofos.Located just off of HWY 58 in the asshole of Courtland. Courtland is an hour between Norfolk and Richmond in the 757.
Guy 1:I'm from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin PBRs and smackin hos, where are you from?
Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
by MikeBrownsnumber1fan November 25, 2006
by wklein February 11, 2007
by simon greavsy January 24, 2008
Wet sand that adheres to a surface and doesn't wipe off. Typically spreads or balls up. Derived from how shit sticks to a blanket; shit sand.
Better not pitch the tent on the sand, the bottom will end up shandy.
Oh no, I sat in shand, I'll never get this off my skirt.
This shand sticks worse than shit on a blanket.
Oh no, I sat in shand, I'll never get this off my skirt.
This shand sticks worse than shit on a blanket.
by Spacedouthippy February 19, 2020
Adj. To tap or rap (with your fingers or a pen, for example) repetitively on a desk, keyboard or other solid object. Done in order to cause annoyance to other people close by to you, especially at work or school where you need to concentrate. Invariably perpetrated by people who think it's cool to do so, along with other annoying habits such as pen clicking.
*tap tap tappity-tap, tap tap tappity tap...*
"I wish that tool would stop shanding! He knows all the desks are bolted together! I can't concentrate for him constantly shanding."
*rap rap-rap rap, rap rap-rap rap...*
"Dude, I really need to concentrate on this customers' order. Please, for the love of God, stop shanding"
"I wish that tool would stop shanding! He knows all the desks are bolted together! I can't concentrate for him constantly shanding."
*rap rap-rap rap, rap rap-rap rap...*
"Dude, I really need to concentrate on this customers' order. Please, for the love of God, stop shanding"
by Dirtcreature X1 April 30, 2014
Where your shagging a burd and just as your about to cum, you set fire to her pubes and put out the flames with your gorilla juice!
Was shagging your maw last night and she asked me to do something that had never been done to her before so I gave her a dirty shand!
by Twat titties May 23, 2019
This man a fuckin truck with legs, man will run you over with his car and then laugh as he throws around his pink and ginger ass lookin hair
by Lovethosetruckz October 4, 2022