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Acronym for: sex under the influence. That incudes any substances including alcohol folks! :)
Dude 1: "Geez man I had some gooood S.U.T.I last night..."
Dude 2: "Another one- night- stand then?"
Dude 3: "yup :)"
S.U.T.I by Firelovesugar January 16, 2009

S.Q.U.I.R.T. 

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
S.Q.U.I.R.T. by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

s.u.d.t.u.c.t.i.a.m

suck ur dick till u can’t take it any more

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d 

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭
This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.