(v.) Choosing to get behind the wheel after a drink too many, taking your life and the lives of your passengers. Involves a full-on collision with a road-barrier completely avoidable by NOT driving a Porsche 130mph after deciding to drive intoxicated. A terrible way to end a rags to riches story enjoyed by the lowest common denominator of TV viewers.
Those jackasses smelled like pure Rum when they drive outta the parking lot. Call 9-1-1 before they Ryan Dunn It into a mini-van and take out a family.
by The V Blade June 22, 2011