12 definitions by love-bruises
Something that Paris Hilton doesn't have;
target for slapping, in a sexual or non sexual way;
where poop and gas come from;
where buttsex takes place;
slang for gluteus maximus.
(ass, bum, cheeks, etc.)
*on cover of tabloids*
where is Paris' butt?
football jock 1: good game football jock 2! *slaps football jock 2's butt*
drunk dude 1: hey good lookin' *spanks random chick's butt*
tipsy but still somewhat sober chick 1: *smacks drunk dude 1's face*
in "jackass: the movie", one of the guys takes a crap on a mini bathroom, zoomed so it looked like a real bathroom.
jane loves buttsex.
teen 1: "how people got "butt" from "gluteus maximus" i'll never know."
the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)
jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)
Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).
girl 1: "OMG, he looks just like Ryan Dunn!"
girl 2: "Holy crap! He does!"
girl 1: "OMG, it is!!"
by love-bruises Mar 5, 2007 add a video
skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";
can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.
teen chick 1: OMG, jenny look at her hair! she's so paris hilton.
teen chick 2: yeah but it's hot.
word short for cigarette.
chick 1: "can i bum a ciggy?"
chick 2: "yehh."
by love-bruises Mar 10, 2007 add a video
|6.||sex on legs|
*in bar in helsinki*
chick 1: holy freaking god that's VILLE VALO!!!
chick 2: OMG he's sex on legs!
a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.
swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest]*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."