12 definitions by love-bruises
| 1. | butt | ||
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Something that Paris Hilton doesn't have;
target for slapping, in a sexual or non sexual way; where poop and gas come from; where buttsex takes place; slang for gluteus maximus. (ass, bum, cheeks, etc.) *on cover of tabloids*
where is Paris' butt? football jock 1: good game football jock 2! *slaps football jock 2's butt* or... drunk dude 1: hey good lookin' *spanks random chick's butt* tipsy but still somewhat sober chick 1: *smacks drunk dude 1's face* in "jackass: the movie", one of the guys takes a crap on a mini bathroom, zoomed so it looked like a real bathroom. jane loves buttsex. teen 1: "how people got "butt" from "gluteus maximus" i'll never know." |
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| 2. | pickle fucker | ||
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the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.) jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker? jay: you call him pickle fucker? (paraphrasing from clerks 2.) |
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| 3. | ryan dunn | ||
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Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).
girl 1: "OMG, he looks just like Ryan Dunn!"
girl 2: "Holy crap! He does!" girl 1: "OMG, it is!!" |
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| 4. | paris hilton | ||
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skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";
can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc. teen chick 1: OMG, jenny look at her hair! she's so paris hilton.
teen chick 2: yeah but it's hot. |
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| 5. | ciggy | ||
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word short for cigarette. chick 1: "can i bum a ciggy?"
chick 2: "yehh." |
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| 6. | sex on legs | ||
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*in bar in helsinki*
chick 1: holy freaking god that's VILLE VALO!!! chick 2: OMG he's sex on legs! |
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| 7. | jackass | ||
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a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes. swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!" swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!" swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!" *swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest]* teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all." |
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