Rusty Mike
When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
Rusty Mike by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020
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Rusty Mike
"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
Rusty Mike by Billy Batts August 6, 2012
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Rusty Mike
get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.
Rusty Mike by ap May 13, 2005
Mike "Rusty" Balszac
A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.
This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection
This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection
Mike "Rusty" Balszac by CJW1972 June 11, 2009
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