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Russian Submarine 

Anal sex done in a full bath tub with the recipient face down. The recipient must be using a snorkel in order to breath (for now). Just before ejaculating plug the snorkel hole providing asphyxiation and a tightening anus whilst feeling confined. Try it... its a slam dunk every time!
John: what are doing hun?
Jane: Just running a bath sweetie.
John: Well grab your snorkel because your getting a Russian submarine tonight!!
Jane Oh John I can't wait... I love you!
Russian Submarine by Ramdin26 August 10, 2009
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russian submarine 

The act of taking a shit and freezing it, then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse whit the frozen dookie (the shit).
"The dildos were on high demand, so Shaqueefah decided to make a russian submarine."

the russian submarine 

The process in which a man, or woman, chugs a bottle of hard liquor while ramming a girl from behind while hacking into a computer.
I brought a girl home from the bar and gave her the Russian Submarine.
the russian submarine by Sadface February 1, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016