Russel Brand 

An British comedian who is so British that he sounds like an American with a bad British accent.

You: "Have you ever heard that guy, Russel Brand?"
Friend: "No"
You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent"
Friend: "What"

Russel Brand by Holland Oates July 7, 2010

Russel Branding it 

When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan

IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek

IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech

Russel Branding it by lolcakesninjapirate July 27, 2010

Russell Brand 

A dumbass, hippie, English comedian, that thinks Americans are dumb cowboys.

Did you hear what Russell Brand said about President Bush at the MTV music awards. What an idiot. This English fool should stick to his job and avoid political issues. Especially since he does not know what he's talking about.

Russell Brand by SiLentThReaD October 22, 2008

Russell Brand 

A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.

Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'

Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.

Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'

Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!

Russell Brand by Simon Cowells Underpants January 7, 2010

Russell Brand Me 

A phrase mainly used by slutty teen girls referring to how badly they wish they could make intercourse with the average looking, dismally dressed comedian/actor Russell Brand.

Saku: "How was anal with Graham last night?"
Danielle: "Yeah it was going ok until I shouted Russell Brand me in the bum"

Russell Brand Me by consh4 September 14, 2011

Russel Brandishing

holding forth pseudo-politically

Your propensity for verbosity cannot conceivably dissimulate your shallow Russel Brandishing, Dick.

Russel Brandishing by Es dK Chuckspear November 21, 2014

Russell Brand 

The fantastical presenter of Big Brother's Big Mouth and Russell Brand's Got Issues.

Russell Brand's views on (insert topic here) are so extreme that Bob Geldof gave him six thumbs up.

Russell Brand by AndTheCrowdGoesWild September 17, 2008