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Un-ironed, scruffy and messy clothing; often worn while suffering after a heavy drinking session the night before. Particularly applies to junior employees in menial, low-paid, "McJobs".
Manager - You're looking very runkled this morning Dave!
Dave - Fuck off, my head hurts.
Runkled by BlueArse August 12, 2009
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Going Runkle 

The act of pumping one's fist in the air triumphantly while finishing masturbation.
"What happened to your hand dude?"
"When I was twisting off last night I started going Runkle and accidentally punched out my window."
Going Runkle by Caff3131 December 17, 2009

dick runkle 

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.
dick runkle by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009
A clustered evacuation of the urinary, upper and lower GI tracts producing urine, vomit and diarrhea.
The excremental trifecta.
Ashley's late-night binge of Crab Rangoon and Grey Goose martinis on the Pink Elephant dance floor later caused her to runkle all over her bathroom once she stumbled home.
runkle by powerbuzz May 15, 2008
The act of covering your hand in a rock paste and putting the mark of your hand on someone or something
Yo dude I just RUNKED your dog
RUNKED by Just Wuffo October 4, 2020
A feeling that you get after something bad or depressing happens to you... A feeling like your just rinkling up where you stand.
Dude my girlfriend just broke up with me... I'm feeling real rinkled right now. I don't feel like hanging out.
Rinkled by 3azy May 16, 2007
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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