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3.
Batshit Crazy Warmonger, or BCW. Often inciting wars and encouraging Imperalist behaviour in uneducated leaders.
1. Jesus, my new manager is a total rumsfeld, the CEO listens to everything he says, and the companies tanking.
by Tyson January 27, 2003
 
1.
To torture someone; to wipe the ass with U.N. laws, such as the Geneva Conventions.
Those people got rumsfeld even when they may not have been guilty
by Zam May 30, 2004
 
2.
a.) The act of comforting small-minded, insecure white Americans by promising war with smaller, weaker countries of a non-white ethnicity.

b.) To remove citizens 200 year old civil rights under the guise of protection from foreign threats. The act of seizing upon a society's fears in order to push through a fascist agenda.
by John Cocktoastin January 30, 2003
 
4.
1:evil little man behind the curtain that feeds bananas to the chimp on the Thone.
2:Minister of propaganda for the chimp; Dr. Donald Gerbels.(of the s.s. fame)
3:a weisel who sends young men to die in a unjust war then has a copy machine sign
his signature to the letter of condolance when they become casualties.
One sick little asswipe who was a nazi s.s doctor in his past life. This sicko should be jailed in Abu Ghraib prison and be abused by a large gay men.
by iggy pop April 03, 2005
 
5.
Cocky speaker who makes excessive use of redundancies and nonsensical statements and still comes across as someone who knows his shit.
His words have a peculiar hypnotic quality that after you hear him speak you suddenly feel the irresistible urge of bombing a few arab countries. He is a Rumsfeld.
by Yoova August 24, 2006
 
6.
Alternative for the offensive term "retard."
You're so stupid - are you some kind of rumsfeld?
by SerenityNow June 02, 2007
 
7.
v. To back out or resign under mounting scrutiny and/or criticism.
Having been caught in in a compromising situation with the office intern, Johnny Rumsfelded himself out of trouble by taking a job at another company.
by HobieKopek November 09, 2006