Top Definition
i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens
A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.
by Mook November 14, 2004

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