17 definitions by Mook

heart

Played-out sportscaster buzzword. Used as a weak compliment to a player or team's stamina or courage when faced with a snowball's chances in Hell of succeeding.

HOWIE LONG: You know, the Bengals suck in every possible way. They have no talent, no coaching, and they play in Cincinnati.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Yeah, but they got heart! Wooo-hoooo! Yessiree, sweet Jimmy-Bob cornbread in th' outhouse!

HOWIE LONG: Dumbass.

by Mook July 16, 2003

AOLing

The process of making something flashier or more flambouyant in appearance, while at the same time greatly reducing quality, function and control. Reducing the usefulness of something by automating in the most useless way possible to make it "easier."

XP, aside from the AOLing MS did to it, really is a decent OS

by Mook December 12, 2003

Hedonism

Hedonism is the only way to live. Most teenagers strive to become hedonists by being lazy and generally doing everything and anything to make them feel good. Hedonism is the way to go.

Being lazy is a start down the path to hedonism...

by Mook April 21, 2005

Wanker

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

by Mook December 25, 2004

angry hitler

Much like the dirty sanchez. While doing a girl from behind, insert one finger in asshole, take it out and reach around, place that finger under her nose. Only leave a small amount of dung under her nose. When she turns around, throw your arm in the air and Chant "HIAL HITLER".

She wasnt into doggie style so I had to give her the angry hitler

by Mook May 14, 2004

waheibi

A stupid, annoying human who refuses to leave you alone. He's "that guy" The biggest pussy around. He is also incredibly incompetent.

God Damn it, I HATE Waheibi. Also seemook and skeet

by Mook December 13, 2004

Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

by Mook November 13, 2004