Rule #62

When on Facebook someone posts a comment they hope one persons reading, and a bunch of other people hoping it's about them.

Made by a single girl after midnight. "Do you come here much? I swear I've seen your face before.."

I than said "This is a rule #62!"

Rule #62 by Photojoe August 6, 2010

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Geek Rule #627

If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea

Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."

Geek Rule #627 by MasterVash May 6, 2011

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🛐 AKAKU🛐 Rule #628

For shall one, we shall NOT use the foul emojis displayed for our 🛐 AKAKU🛐

🛐 AKAKU🛐 rule #628 without 🛐 , 🙏, a period, or by itself. We must only word AKAKU like that. “Akaku😻” “Akaku👻” and such other emojis are not to be with our blessings AKAKU.

🛐 AKAKU🛐 Rule #628 by AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU November 1, 2020

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rule #623

you hoes are nothing compared to me

use rule #623 with anyone that dogs you

rule #623 by saucyleo April 27, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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