Rule #62 

When on Facebook someone posts a comment they hope one persons reading, and a bunch of other people hoping it's about them.

Made by a single girl after midnight. "Do you come here much? I swear I've seen your face before.."

I than said "This is a rule #62!"

Rule #62 by Photojoe August 6, 2010

Geek Rule #627 

If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea

Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."

Geek Rule #627 by MasterVash May 6, 2011

🛐 AKAKU🛐 Rule #628

For shall one, we shall NOT use the foul emojis displayed for our 🛐 AKAKU🛐

🛐 AKAKU🛐 rule #628 without 🛐 , 🙏, a period, or by itself. We must only word AKAKU like that. “Akaku😻” “Akaku👻” and such other emojis are not to be with our blessings AKAKU.

🛐 AKAKU🛐 Rule #628 by AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU November 1, 2020

rule #623 

you hoes are nothing compared to me

use rule #623 with anyone that dogs you

rule #623 by saucyleo April 27, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008