Ruffalo

verb. To screw up something or everything by your inexplicable actions as every Mark Ruffalo character manages to do.

Wow, he really ruffaloed his marriage by sleeping with his secretary.
I don't want to pull a ruffalo here, so I'm just going to go home to sleep.
I'm trying not to ruffalo this relationship with my neuroses.

by Terry Prescott July 18, 2009

mark ruffalo

A man who can make a LOT of people weak in the knees. All you have to do is Google his modeling pictures. He is sex on a stick and there is no other way about it. Also a very awesome actor; probably best known for his role as the Incredible Hulk in the 2012 Avengers movie. Also starred in Now You See Me, a movie with THE biggest plot twist in the history of plot twist.

"Mark Ruffalo? Oh, you mean that huge green guy who thrashed Loki in Avengers?" "Yea, not just Loki, but Thor too."

by whodatfan1821 October 24, 2013

Ruffalo a womb

To rape a fertile matured female before the man is done maturing, thus implanting a deformed fetus in her womb. Or to break a gun made by a professional Bragg maker.

Mr. Ruffalo raped a matured girl before his semen was ready because he was 9 and now her womb is Ruffaload with a deformed baby that has to be removed from her with tongs and Disney World will attack because they don't know that she had 2 Different impregnaters in one day. One had good semen and gave her 2 healthy babies. He also Ruffaload her gun so the poor girl couldn't defend herself from transexuals, either. But in the end, Mr. Ruffalo got illegally savaged on an Egyptian pyramid so everybody feels sad for him even though he really knew how to Ruffalo a womb.

by Paradamno September 29, 2021

Bark Ruffalo

Usually referring to a women who fallows yellow lines/ items. Also known as a special journey among four friends.

"There goes Bark Ruffalo following that yellow line."
"I cant wait to go on a Bark Ruffalo with u guys!"

by DanaPozo Flag girle August 13, 2016