The uncomfortable rash-like rawness that occurs between the thighs, within or just below the crotch region, as a result of too much sweaty friction.
Oh man, I should have worn underwear today...I've got terrible rotch!
by Der Steppenwolf March 20, 2005
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The word witch "rocket" and "crotch" are combined to make rotch see fire crotch
oh shit that chick has a rotch
by Hutch! April 14, 2005
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A threatening individual abruptly approaches you to steal your wallet.
by rotchaholic June 7, 2004
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A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)
<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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When your dick stinks so bad after banging a chick with a absolute rotten crotch.
I wouldn't call that escort service braaaaaaahhhh. The last three hook ups I've had left me with rotch knob. It took days to wash it away.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.
Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?
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A stinky rash (funk) of the area between your junk & the inner thigh.
That dude got a bad case or crotch rotch after not bathing himself adequately.
by MBR May 16, 2003
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