23 definitions by Darkness Prime
The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.
Vivek Ramaswamy… more like Vivid Rampantswampy.
by Darkness Prime October 2, 2023
The Maximal in Beast Wars that is ALWAYS packing heat (those chainguns of doom), transforms into a rhino, and almost single-handedly overthrew Megatron after being turned into a Predacon once. Also once defeated Megatron… with a fart.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023
The hottest and most kickass woman in Dragon Ball Z. Bulma has her beauty and brains, but Android 18 is a total badass. Beats up SUPER SAIYANS, has unbelievable durability, infinite stamina, and even managed to get Krillin to settle down and have a child with him (and somehow he survived this). She’s like a Terminator… except better. A total milf cyborg how could easily kill you… but that makes her hotter.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.
by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023
The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Beast Wars.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.
Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?
Person 2: Yes, but even better.
Person 2: Beast Wars.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.
Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?
Person 2: Yes, but even better.
by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023
Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
by Darkness Prime June 5, 2023