A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.

Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.

Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
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When an obese woman lays on her stomach and bends her arms backwards causing her shoulder blades to come together. an man then puts his penis between her shoulder blades and begins thrusting back and forth thus causing his testicles to "roll" over her "blades".
Man i took that neck farter home last night and went rollerblading with her.
by ninjagoblin May 25, 2009
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people who dont skate the same material the skate ramps are made of

they are creative, they can do more than manual, they dont have to skate a curb

they dont get in the way, they dont go up ramps and launch their objects at you cause they cant skate (coff skateboarders coff)
rollerblader1:cmon lets go skate that rail
rollerblader2:yea, i want to get a kindgrind on it

skater1:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! (friedns gather) ITS A CURB, ill be 50/50ing this thing! thank god for curbs
skater2:anywhere i can manual?
by IRoll November 9, 2005
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A way of telling someone that you are gay.
Cody: "I'm going rollerblading."
Ryan:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
by Fudge Packer March 13, 2008
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some shit cunt wearing some plastic things on his feet.
Tommo:That rollerblader has nothing better to do
Ben:i reakon guys , what a shit cunt
by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005
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While wearing rollerblades, it is the act of kicking back the female's leg into the anal cavity of an unsuspecting male and exclaiming emphatically, "Ya Ghey!"
Sex with Mr Thomas is always interesting, but the best is when we play The Rollerblader.
by Francy November 30, 2007
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