A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.
fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
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An activity involving skating around touristy promenade type places wearing boots with little wheels on the bottom.
- What's the hardest thing about taking up rollerblading?
- I dunno.
- Telling your mom you're gay.
by Latenite June 7, 2006
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A person who rollerblades. unable to skateboard or ride bmx, these people run around on fruitboots or inline rollerblades.
one step above scooter fags in the social heirarchy of extreme sports.
rollerblader : you don't sell rollerblades here perchance do you?
skate shop owner : do your parents know you're here?
by yesaskater October 22, 2009
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You are having a gay drink because you rollerblade.
by El Mamerro March 25, 2004
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Inline rollerblading is considered to be an extreme sport. The origin of inline roller skates goes back to the old strap-on skates of the 1930's. Somewhat improved in later years, with dual plastic wheels, and worn indoors in what were called indoor roller rinks; however, skating on wheels did not really come of age until the advent of the modern aggressive roller blades. Aggressive skates are computer designed for speed, lightness, durability, style, and visual appeal. These are a variation of inline skates; thus, inline rollerblading. Aggressive skates are worn on the streets side by side with skateboarders. Skaters (inline rollerbladers) are ofter seen by "true skaters" (skateboarders) as a nuisance tag-a-longs because the skate style is so similar, and use the same terrain and facilities (skate parks). Both do air manuevers and grind rails, curbs and similar objects. Skateboarders, rollerbladers, and BMXers do not mix well, although very often, each individual is either equally skilled in at least two extreme sports, or in all five. It is a very curious thing, that should be investigated by professionals. However, some members of the extreme sport culture, can "cross-over" and still be accpted by the youth extreme sport cult, as Shaun White. However, skateboarder Ryan Sheckler, wouldn't be caught dead with a pair of fruit boots (roller blades) on, although he would be damn good at it, and he knows that.
Man, I love skateboarding; I would like to try inline rollerblading, but I would ever put on a pair of fruit boots.
by Guido1 March 5, 2008
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An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.
"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"
by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords August 31, 2011
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