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Vincent Robustelli

Vincent is a man of honor. A man of vigor and intelligence. He is but only a small man in the world yet his authority speaks for itself. He should own the world. His humongous genitals always swinging around in the open. Usually Vincents go to Cal Maritime and jerk off gay women. Vincents love it. Vincent also sustains the reputation of having the biggest balls of any. He is a demigod. His love for his enemies is great but his love for his friends is greater. This puts him on the top. During Gladiator fights, Vincent means champion. Due to his crazy penis strength. Vincents can lift nearly 14 tons with the tip of his genitals alone. Wow vincent's are cool.
And now we have our winner! our champion! Our VINCENT ROBUSTELLI!
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The T.Routely 

Popular sexual variation of the position 69 in which hermaphrodite gives a man a rim job as she gets eaten out while on her period. When finished, the man then shits in her mouth, jumps up, spits her period blood on her and shouts "Fuck off!"
Popularized by underground sexual role players that got bored with "normal" sex.
A: Man, I met up with that Taylor chick from Rue 21, it was crazy!
B: Oh yeah, what happend?
A: I gave her the T.Routely!
B: Aw, shit man. Nice!
The T.Routely by Rp4realz August 28, 2010

Robute Gilliman

The face of the Imperium of Man in Warhammer 40k. Essentially 1 of 20 Space Jesus. He's the kinda guy who, if he can't do something, he knows the right person for it. Has a ridiculous amount of nicknames given by fans of the franchise.
Robute Gilliman, also known as The Avenging bean counter, Bobby G(or G-String), Robot Girlyman, Robot Gorillaman, Row-row-row-your-boat-gently-down-the-stream-liman, Rumblebaugh-and-Counterpunch, and Benedict Cumberbatch.