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a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
Carl: Dude this is good weed.
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
by Sheet Man November 24, 2010
by Andy D February 16, 2005
like rick and Morty but for dead people
by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023
Tension or numbness in the extremities felt in the period building up to or during the petit mort. Like rigor mortis but you feel it before you cum not after you die.
"That big ol' dick really gave me a touch of the rigor viva in the tips of my toes while it was re-arranging my guts."
"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."
"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."
by OwenF August 17, 2018
The act of engaging in activities that debilitate the faculties, either mental or physical, and tend to have as their object or end result things that produce short term gains at the expense of long term improvement. Most commonly associated with imbibing substances, such as alcohol or marijuana. In contrast with those who rigorize, those who de-rigorize tend to not as readily realize or accept what will result from their actions. It is, as a rule of thumb, then, less dictated by sound rational choice and conscious decision than the act of rigorizing.
Because Jimmy had been rigorizing over his books so extensively, he decided he could de-rigorize to the tune of a few doobies and a six pack last night.
To rigorize or de-rigorize, that is the question.
To his dismay, Smith realized that since he had been de-rigorizing almost exclusively for the past week, he would be unable to rigorize for the next 4 days, and thus would fail out of school.
In the midst of de-rigorizing one night, Terra realized she was not devoting enough time to improving herself. Upon having this epiphany, she immediately ceased de-rigorizing and drove to the library to rigorize.
To rigorize or de-rigorize, that is the question.
To his dismay, Smith realized that since he had been de-rigorizing almost exclusively for the past week, he would be unable to rigorize for the next 4 days, and thus would fail out of school.
In the midst of de-rigorizing one night, Terra realized she was not devoting enough time to improving herself. Upon having this epiphany, she immediately ceased de-rigorizing and drove to the library to rigorize.
by Bill Manning. February 4, 2010
the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha April 30, 2007
i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
by shitze January 8, 2006