7 definitions by OwenF
When an IRC operator /kick's you from the channel that you're chatting in, and then uses the /ban command to block you permanently.
In general, the act of taking away someone's access to the commons by enforcing arbitrary internet hierarchy rules.
In general, the act of taking away someone's access to the commons by enforcing arbitrary internet hierarchy rules.
"I haven't used Twitter in fourteen years because I signed up when it launched and got my own real name as my @ handle, but then I told someone else to 'go die in a fire' and the moderators k-banned me."
"Lol the CTO was fucking with malicious plugins for Teams video chat so our Microsoft broker threw the whole organization a k-ban. Now nobody's getting shit done until he can find a new subcontractor to license our entire office suite through."
"Lol the CTO was fucking with malicious plugins for Teams video chat so our Microsoft broker threw the whole organization a k-ban. Now nobody's getting shit done until he can find a new subcontractor to license our entire office suite through."
by OwenF January 26, 2023
Tension or numbness in the extremities felt in the period building up to or during the petit mort. Like rigor mortis but you feel it before you cum not after you die.
"That big ol' dick really gave me a touch of the rigor viva in the tips of my toes while it was re-arranging my guts."
"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."
"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."
by OwenF August 17, 2018
That BMW windbreaker sure gives you a lot of douchét.
Jim's got the new iPhone. His douchét is on point.
Jim's got the new iPhone. His douchét is on point.
by OwenF September 10, 2016
"These rabbits are looking fat enough for a trip to the rabbittoir."
"I was down the rabbittoir today and picked up some skins and a roasting rabbit."
"I was down the rabbittoir today and picked up some skins and a roasting rabbit."
by OwenF November 18, 2013
To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.
"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."
"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."
"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."
by OwenF August 8, 2014
An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .
"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
by OwenF April 22, 2019
The mustache, for Her.
"Did you catch that black chick rocking the mstache on The Daily Show on Monday?"
"Yeah, it really helped her own the room, but it doesn't hold a candle to sexy counter-revolutionary authority of Frida Kahlo's mstache."
"Yeah, it really helped her own the room, but it doesn't hold a candle to sexy counter-revolutionary authority of Frida Kahlo's mstache."
by OwenF February 28, 2012