7 definitions by qa3wt4yeu

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.
by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023
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a small hunched, malnourished beast. who only speaks in old English and lives in a cave he calls "mine cave". he sharpens his claws and teeth to ward off intruders and keep himself safe from the troll people. he only eats bugs ex. cockroaches, spiders, and human flesh. he craves darkness and will become incredibly irritated when in sunlight.
guy 1: hey man you need to get some sun you cant live in that cave for ever
Dominic 1: mine cave she sings to me, he dark cold song enters mine heart. I only wish to hear her once more. free me from mine prison and I will spare thee.
by qa3wt4yeu May 4, 2023
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goblin boy whom only accepts others of his kind
guy1: hey man-
ethan: AHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAH HGAHAHAAHFEAWHJDGAW
by qa3wt4yeu May 5, 2023
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guy 1: hey man go treat your boils
guy 2: shut up chump ass
guy A:whoa dude you cant say that. it's our word
by qa3wt4yeu May 4, 2023
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someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.
guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*
by qa3wt4yeu May 5, 2023
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watch this.. (takes wing*)
nate: watch this
takes wing*
by qa3wt4yeu May 11, 2023
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small green creature with a collection of several jewels.
guy 1: hey give me that jewel

brigsby: no
(scampers off)*
by qa3wt4yeu May 3, 2023
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