Getting Jiggy With A Rifle

Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle

by TorioWasHere May 26, 2023

riah rifle

rifle

leah: oi riah rifle youve been ranked up innit matë

by DEANNlA October 25, 2020

Skin Rifle

The male love length.

During the intimate moment he pulled out his skin rifle and shot his load all over her.

by Detective Skin Rifle June 3, 2023

Rifle Nips

Boobs that have a point at the end of them, also referred to as "triangle boobs."

Dude, last night, I saw a girl and she totally had a pair of Rifle Nips.

by Thatguyoverthere. May 3, 2012

Rifled your trifle

Annoyed you or pissed you off.

When someone looks angry, you would enquire "what's rifled your trifle?".
When something is irritating you, you might exclaim "This is really rifling my trifle".
Similar too, but not the same as trifle rifle

by Bad News Barry July 20, 2023

Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

by Brody 7.62 August 8, 2023

Chowder Rifle

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.

by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019