when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom
I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek
When a bitch is polishing your knob
, and you ram your member
into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.
Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.
1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget
When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom
man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head
Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.
A poisonous fungus.
"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"