A K-ris is a man whose only growth of body hair is confined to his legs, where hair down there grows so thick and luxurious that no skin is able to show.
by Jaolo March 3, 2008
Created in February 2005 in Apex, a slang version of "ridiculous." Used to show 1. satisfaction, 2. surprise, 3. craze, 4. disappointment...etc.
1. That lap dance was ri-dick.
2. Oh my God! That's ri-dick!
3. Hold me back because I'm gonna go ri-dick on his ass.
4. This grade is fucking ri-dick.
2. Oh my God! That's ri-dick!
3. Hold me back because I'm gonna go ri-dick on his ass.
4. This grade is fucking ri-dick.
by Bazzle March 7, 2005
A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.
Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!
Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.
Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!
Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.
by TexasRealNativeSon October 28, 2021
An asian Charlie Sheen with his busted ass haircut. Wants everyone to rick his rorripop. Really good at the forehand scrotum smash. Specializes in manicures and bikini waxes. Has an obsession with men from alabama.
by DeltaShift September 5, 2010
Person 1: I'm from Hope, RI.
Person 2: Le-fuckin'-git?
Person 3: I'm not particularly sure I'm relevant to this conversation.
Person 2: Le-fuckin'-git?
Person 3: I'm not particularly sure I'm relevant to this conversation.
by John Fucking Lennon February 18, 2011
In westerly, RI, the people have italian names such as cashatori, tortilli, fetichini, ferraro, and cogniti
by slcooper14 February 7, 2009
An acronym for: Too (much) stupid; read and ignored. Used on message boards to refer to something where the errors are so foundational or glaring that the effort to correct this person isn't worth the trouble. See also: tl;dr
Person A: "Of course the USA is intellectually superior to every other country. Look how many Nobel Prizes we've won compared to them!"
Person B: "ts;ri"
Person B: "ts;ri"
by zen-saki-re? March 17, 2010