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1.
To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch
Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.
by Bruce Pendersen April 23, 2011