A reedsburger is a type of hamburger found only in the city of Reedsburg. It is one of the best burgers you will ever taste. Their taste comes from the Beaver patty made from the local beaver population, and the Choraliers. You can find them in the Touchdown Tavern on Main Street in the Burg. Once you have eaten around 10 reedsburgers (and clogged every toilet in town), you make your way over to the Wisconsin Dells, to finish your day with atleast a little satisfaction.
1. A condition when someone is very loud and extremely offensive to all those around them.
2. When someone lacks basic hygene and social skills.
3. A racist who is also a sexual deviant with homosexual tendencies
I can not believe Raymond at the bar last night! He was smelly and all he did was scream racial slurs and deep throat pickles He must a serious case of Rattsburgers....
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.