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An empowering term for the "little people" (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.
Anna: Look at that midget *laughs wildly*

Christina: You bag of ass that's really rude. We all know the correct term is Redwood.

Anna: You're right.. what was I thinking?! Look at that redwood!

*both laugh wildly*

Taylor: Thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.

*all embrace*
by Christina + Anna July 25, 2006
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Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of balsa
Boy A: "Hey redwood"

Boy B: "What's up balsa"
by Redbalsa December 14, 2010
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When Someones dong is red like the devils dic*
The Reason why that girl doesn't like him is because she saw his "red wood."
by FunnyPeopleRfunny May 16, 2011
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When a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7
by dr dolittle September 16, 2008
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Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.
Man that redwood is gigantic.
by FF Mike April 27, 2004
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A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)
Q: "Did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood....her pussy was very stinky... smelled like hot garbage
by joeydnewyork January 15, 2013
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A girl on her period with the cramps.
Person #1: Aye bro wassup with you and Kiesha lastnight?
Person #2: Aww man she's redwooded, had to settle for oral.
Person #1: Oh damn.
by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016
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